Geographical Pros and Cons: England
Pro: Exciting accents.
Pro: Suits of armor.
Con: Garfunkel's
Pro: Rich history.
Pro: The Beatles
Con: calling the hood of a car a bonnet. They obviously don't take it seriously.
Con: poor dentistry
Pro: Mild summers
Con: King Jon.
Con: Mince meat pies.
Pro: Stonehenge.
Pro: Queens.
Con: Those princes that were killed.
Pro: Shakespeare
Con: Great Expectations.
Con: Scrooge--before redemption.
Pro: Scrooge--after redemption.
Pro: Scrooge McDuck.
Pro: King Henry V
Con: Burger King
Pro: Castles
Con: Hassles
Pro: countryside
Con: Constantly tormented by the Spanish Armada.
Con: Taxation without representation
Pro: The Magna Carta
Pro: Tea Time
Con: Tea parties
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2 comments:
Con: Meat based puddings. Why?
Pro: Dancing chimney sweeps.
Con: Nanny's
Pro: Magic Nanny's
Pro: You can feed the birds for tuppents a bag.
Pro: They have awesome taxi cabs.
hey, I LIKE Garfunkel's. Don't diss the 'funkels!
- emily
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