Cherry Pop

By RK Daley

She was just some chick that came into the store one day.

Whoa, wait a second. The grocery store? You’ve only worked there for a few months. You popped your cherry this year? No fucking way. I can’t believe that. Who was she? Did you fuck her in the store?

She was just this lady that came in. I helped her carry out some cases of coke for a party. She invited me and …

Wait. What? You went to a party? What party? You didn’t go to any party.

Yeah I did. I told you that night I left during Monday night football.

That night we were all at my apartment? You told me you were going to your nephew’s birthday party. Oh my god. I can’t believe this, mild mannered Brian - bangin’ chicks in the vegetable aisle. Was she hot? What was the party like?

It was weird. There were all these bike people there. Not bikers, like Harley, but bikers like spandex. I swear every one of them had on a yellow wristband. Those ones that help Lance save his remaining nut. I got lost on my way there. I guess there were more people earlier. There wasn’t any food left, but they had a margarita machine. That was cool.

Where was the party? Did you get drunk? I still can’t believe you just fucking lost your virginity. I lost mine when I was 13. Her name was Debbie Dixon. She was 18. I remember her wanting to get off of me and me pulling her hips down hard onto my cock. Man, I remember it felt so damn good. My friend Jason came over looking for me and knocked on the door. We froze. We were in my brother’s room; it had a lock on the door. I never told that Jason guy that he was part of my first piece of ass. So what else dude? Go on. Go on. Hey, you mind if I get another beer?

Yeah, go ahead. There’s some in the freezer. Take ‘em out of there for me.

You ready for another one?

No, I’m good. So I hung out and she was really nice and I had a couple of margaritas. Most everyone left pretty quick after I got there. We were all just standing around talking and she put her arm around me and pressed her tits into my back.

I was like “holy shit. This chick wants to fuck.” Around 11:30 there were only four other people there. Two couples. One of the women worked for some place that takes in fucked up kids. The ones whose parents beat them and shit. She had wild stories. Four year olds that lived in cages. Like dog crates and shit. All the girls are molested. Kinda brought the party down. But that lady was cool, her husband was a dork though. He was all into remote control tanks. He looked like one too. Little fat guy. He has some tank club at the National Guard base or some shit. I’d hate to see their sex.

No shit. So when did you fuck this chick?

Later that night. Before those last two couples left she rubbed up against me a few more times. It was kinda weird. They all knew each other and I was just standing there. Letting this lady rub up on me.

Lady? How old was she?

I don’t know.

Well, take a fucking guess. You said “lady”. Was she 50? Did you bang a granny Brian? Did she have false teeth?

No, she was like late 30’s. Maybe 40.

She have big tits?

Yeah she had great tits. And red hair. It was long and nice.

Red pussy hair?

Yeah. And a huge bush. I couldn’t even see her vagina.

Her vagina? Dude, you called it a vagina! I’m sorry, I’m sorry go on. Did you fuck her in the ass?

No.

Did you go down on her?

No!

You did. You fucking liar. Have you ever eaten pussy?

Yes.

You fucking liar. Who? Who’s pussy have you eaten?

Sara Watson.

Oh yeah, that’s right. You went out with her for a like a year. You never fucked her? I thought you were fucking her.

No we just went down on each other.

Jake Adler fucked her.

Yeah, I know.

How come you didn’t fuck her?

She wouldn’t. I didn’t care. She sucked the hell out of my cock though.

Man, I woulda fucked her. I can’t believe you didn’t fuck her. A year and no pussy? Well, I guess I believe it now. You being a virgin until, what are you, 22? Jesus, a virgin until 22. Ya know, I almost fucked her sister. Sara’s sister. I was down at the Red Room having beers with Susie and she came in with a couple of her friends. They were all drunk and Sara’s sister was out in the back smoking a cigarette. I started talking to her. Man she was good to go. She woulda let me fuck ‘er right there. Then Susie came outside and blew it. I can’t believe I didn’t fuck that chick.

Why does she stay with you?

Who? Susie? She loves me.

Yeah, but you fuck around on her all the time.

She doesn’t know that. I mean she knows I’ve cheated, but she doesn’t know I still do. Hey man, I ain’t gonna pass up a hot piece of ass. Susie fucked two guys at once her first time.

Shut up. Are you serious? How old was she?

She was like 14 she said. Hey, don’t tell her I told you.

Of course not.

She said there were two couples and after she did it with one guy the other girl fell asleep and she went over to the guys and they both fucked her.

Wow. That’s wild. When did she tell you?

I don’t know. Don’t fucking tell her. I’m serious. She told me not to tell anyone. She also told me her brother used to fuck around with her.

Oh dude, gross. Why’d you tell me that?

I don’t know. He used to fuck her when they were kids. So I guess taking on two guys wasn’t her first time.

Yeah, I guess not. Okay, now I’m grossed out. I don’t wanna know anymore shit about your girlfriend.

Whatever, stop being such a pussy. Tell me more about this redheaded granny. How did it feel? Pretty amazing huh? You gonna see her again? You need a beer yet? I’m gonna get another one. You need one?

Yeah, I’ll take one. And she’s not a granny, asshole. I’m not going to see her again.

Did you tell her you were a virgin? Could she tell?

No. I don’t know. It was great. Okay? I’m not going to see her again. It wasn’t any big deal. Just happened and now it’s done. How many beers are left?

One. You should see her again. Keep hittin’ that shit.

Shut up.

Granny lover.

Fuck you.

There was this guy at the party, not the tank club guy, another guy. A young guy with the tips of his hair bleached. Looked like he used to sell cell phones, but now he’s off meth, so he got a real job. He was fucked up. He puked on the deck and kept talking about how some stand up comedian was the funniest. He kept trying to quote him, but kept fucking it up. People were running away from him. That was pretty funny.

Are you ever gonna tell me about fucking this chick?

I did.

No you didn’t. Tell me about it. It. Fucking her. Did ya do it doggy style? What was it like? Come on.

I don’t wanna talk about it anymore. It was fine. Yeah, we did it doggy style for a little bit.

Ha, you’re face is all red! You’re blushing. How long’d ya last? A minute? Huh? You a Two-Pump-Chump?

No. Shut up man. I lasted a long time. I fucked her for like two hours.

You are full of shit. You did not. Your first time? You lasted a minute. You fucking liar.

I didn’t last a minute. Fuck you, I don’t’ wanna talk about it anymore. My sex life is none of your fucking business.

Whatever.

What is that? Is that your cell phone ring? Is that the Rocky theme song?

Yep.

That’s lame.

No it’s not. Hold on a minute, it’s Susie.

Hey babe.

I’m at Brian’s. Yeah, D’Angelo, we’re just talking… No, I’m not drinking…we’re just bullshittin’…I’m not gonna be late… No… What do you mean, “I sound like I’ve been drinking?” I do not… I won’t be late. I’m leaving here right now. Okay? … I just stopped by… I was driving by and saw his car… We’re not talking about anything. Why do you care? What does it matter what were talking about? … I’m not getting drunk. …. I do not. … okay, okay, see you there. Bye.

Bitch.

What was all that about?

She’s still pissed at me for staying out all night last month. I told her I was here and that I got too drunk and passed out.

You told her you were here? When? Why didn’t you tell me? Jesus Christ what if she called? Where were you?

She wouldn’t call here. Don’t worry about it. I was fucking that waitress from the Baja Grill. I had to tell her something. Sorry dude, I’ll let you know next time.

How about just not getting me involved in your sex life.

Whatever. You wanna go get s’more beer?

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